Thursday, December 8, 2011

Where Did I Put My Pepper Spray?




Let me clarify, I would never pepper spray anyone in my family even though sometimes I'd really really like to. I'm being dramatic so all my child welfare friends can relax. The last thing I need is "the welfare" showing up at my house. I spend enough time with you people every day. But is it just me or do all kids get incredibly manic this time of year? It started the day after Thanksgiving at our house and has been non-stop. If I didn't know better, I'd think my five year old was on crack. Do they feed them something crazy at school this time of year? Aren't you getting sleepy yet, Isaac? Can you stop talking to me and asking questions for at least three minutes? Isn't it Daddy's turn to play with you? Do you have to put your hands on everything??? Why are you pretending to cut off all my limbs? Do you need therapy? Geez Louise!!! It's not just my kid either, I read your facebook posts. If it weren't the threat of "Santa" I'm pretty sure my five year old wouldn't make it to 2012 unscathed. (Again, I'm being dramatic.) Don't get me wrong, I have that childlike excitement this time of year too, but can we take it down from a 50 to maybe a 10? That'd be great.





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